These four guys finish a round of golf and stop at the 19th hole for a round of drinks, and one of them goes to the bathroom.
While he’s gone, one of the guys says, “My son owns a car dealership, and he must be doing really well because he just gave a friend of his a brand new convertible, for free!”
The second guy says, “My son is a real estate developer, and he must be doing really well because he just gave one of his friends a new house for free!”
The third guy says, “My son is a stockbroker, and he must be doing really well because he just set up a portfolio of stocks for his friend, all for free!”
By this time the fourth man returns from the bathroom and joins them, so they ask him how his son is doing. “Oh, that kid?
He’s still working as a dancer in a gay bar,” he says, shaking his head. “But he owns his own house free and clear,
he’s driving around in a brand-new convertible, and he has a portfolio of stocks, so I guess he must be doing really well!”