He enters the shop and sees a gorgeous young lady behind the counter. He then asks: “Mademoiselle, are you the one that delivers the handjobs?” Very shy, the girl looks …
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St Peter meets him at the pearly gates. The lawyer is impressed, but asks “Are you sure it is my time? I’m not that old?” St Peter says “What do …
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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in …
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. Does the lawyer ask if she would like to play a fun …
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A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, “1 enemy ship on the horizont.” The captain says, “Bring me my red shirt, no men …
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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy …
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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”She …
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A burglar had just broken into a house and was stealing anything he could get his hand on. Then he heard a voice. It said, “Jesus is watching you.” Thinking …
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A mother superior called 3 nuns and asked them to do a sin or something wrong… The nuns were hesitant because they didn’t want to, but the superior said it …
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A mother and son are traveling together on the Northern Pacific railroad. The boy says, “Mommy, if big cows can have little cows and big horses can have little horses …
A mother and son are traveling Read More