A child asked Santa Claus
A child asked Santa Claus How did your reindeer get their names?” Santa replied, “I named them after memories, like pranced frolicking through the snow!” “What about Donner?” the child …
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A nun gets into a cab
She notices the cab driver staring at her and she asks, “Why are you staring?” The cab driver replies, “I have a question, but I don’t want to offend you.” …
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A blind pilot walks into a plane
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says, “Ladies …
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I took my son to the fair on the weekend
and we we’re having a great time. At least we were until I let him go in to see the palm reader. When he came out he was sad and …
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A wreck with a car
Fred was driving his truck when he got into a wreck with a car. The car was totaled. Fred was fine. The next week, Fred was on his motorcycle when …
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A guy went to a barber’s shop for a shave
A guy went to a barber’s shop for a shave… The barber asked him to put a small wooden ball in his mouth so he could get a closer shave …
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A circus performer is late to his next gig
Driving as fast as he can, he is soon pulled over by the police. The cop asks for his license, registration, and proof of insurance, and then asks him where …
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A nun and a priest are playing golf
The priest is teeing off at the first hole. The ball flies across the fairway towards the green, but lands meters from the hole. “Oh God dammit, I missed.” The …
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Three priests are talking after dinner
Three priests meet up for dinner. After dinner they’re talking about how they divide up the collection from the congregation between the church and themselves. The first priest says, I …
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A dad and son lived in a treehouse
Did you hear about the dad and son who lived in a treehouse in an old ash tree outside of town? It worked great for a while, but eventually the …
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