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So an older couple is discussing the inevitable matter of death. The wife asks her husband, “If I die before you do, will you remarry?” To which the husband replies, …
My grandpa told me this one Read MoreSo an older couple is discussing the inevitable matter of death. The wife asks her husband, “If I die before you do, will you remarry?” To which the husband replies, …
My grandpa told me this one Read MoreEverybody Knows Dave, The best joke on my cake day Long Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “ You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just …
The best joke on my cake day Read More3 blondes walk into a police station looking for a job as a detective. They meet with the police chief who says “I’m going to show you a side profile …
3 blondes walk into a police station Read MoreOn his first ever flight, a nervous man who was scared of flying sat next to a heavily tattooed and smelly giant of a man. Unfortunately, during the flight the …
A nervous man who was scared of flying Read MoreAn elderly lady was stopped at a routine roadblock check by the police. When the officer checked her license and registration he noticed that she had a concealed carry permit. …
An elderly lady was stopped at a routine Read MoreNeed your advice. Grew up with very large ears and have always been conscious of them. Couldn’t afford to get Otoplasty so I signed up for an experimental procedure that …
Need your advice Read MoreA gynecologist had become fed up and was burned out, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, and learned all he could. When the …
My entire career Read MoreA large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to …
A large construction company sent a party Read MoreThere is woman at a mental hospital that are told to go out into the world and find out something new about it. After about 3 hours she go back …
There is woman at a mental hospital Read MoreA guy went to a barber’s shop for a shave… The barber asked him to put a small wooden ball in his mouth so he could get a closer shave …
A guy went to a barber’s shop for a shave Read More