A police officer stopped me – Funny Jokes

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A police officer stopped me and searched my pockets. Found a bag of weed.

“What have we here?” “It’s not mine officer.”

He scoffs. “I’m serious! I was cursed by a leprechaun, you know what scallywags they are.

Now, every single time I flush this chronic down the toilet it magically reappears in my pocket.”

“Bullshit.” “Try me!” He frowns, but follows me as we head to the bathroom in this cafe.

I take out the cannabis and flush it down the crapper.

He checks my pocket and asks, “So where’s the bag of weed?”

“What bag of weed?”