A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only £3,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2022 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “£350,000”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £3,950,000” for it.

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £3,700,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £250,000 if it’s really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later!… I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”