A guy drives into a ditch
A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy doesn’t …
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I came up with this joke
A young woman had a real big problem, all her life it took her forever to go pee. Sometimes she would be sitting on the toilet for several minutes of …
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A police officer stopped me – Funny Jokes
A police officer stopped me and searched my pockets. Found a bag of weed. “What have we here?” “It’s not mine officer.” He scoffs. “I’m serious! I was cursed by …
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A guy goes to an interview
A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant.The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?” The guy says, “Why yes, in fact, I served two …
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These four guys finish a round of golf
These four guys finish a round of golf and stop at the 19th hole for a round of drinks, and one of them goes to the bathroom. While he’s gone, …
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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I …
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Three nuns are travelling in a bus when it crashes
Three nuns are travelling in a bus when it crashes. All of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates, where St Peter is …
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A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless …
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The bartender let him and the monkey stay
The bartender said, “You can’t bring that monkey in here!” The man said, “Don’t worry, he won’t cause any trouble.” Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and …
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A woman was nervously waiting at the airport
A woman was nervously waiting at the airport for her husband to return from his skydiving lesson. The pilot approached her: “I’m sorry, but there’s been an accident. I have …
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