A police officer stopped me and searched my pockets. Found a bag of weed. “What have we here?” “It’s not mine officer.” He scoffs. “I’m serious! I was cursed by …
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A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant.The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?” The guy says, “Why yes, in fact, I served two …
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These four guys finish a round of golf and stop at the 19th hole for a round of drinks, and one of them goes to the bathroom. While he’s gone, …
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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I …
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Three nuns are travelling in a bus when it crashes. All of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates, where St Peter is …
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A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless …
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The bartender said, “You can’t bring that monkey in here!” The man said, “Don’t worry, he won’t cause any trouble.” Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and …
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A woman was nervously waiting at the airport for her husband to return from his skydiving lesson. The pilot approached her: “I’m sorry, but there’s been an accident. I have …
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There were two statues in a park, one of a naked man, and one of a naked woman. They had been facing each other for a hundred years across a …
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An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would …
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