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A guy drives into a ditch
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A guy drives into a ditch

December 29, 2022December 29, 2022 - by Cubo

A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy doesn’t …

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I came up with this joke
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I came up with this joke

October 28, 2022October 28, 2022 - by Cubo

A young woman had a real big problem, all her life it took her forever to go pee. Sometimes she would be sitting on the toilet for several minutes of …

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A police officer stopped me – Funny Jokes

September 12, 2022September 12, 2022 - by Cubo

A police officer stopped me and searched my pockets. Found a bag of weed. “What have we here?” “It’s not mine officer.” He scoffs. “I’m serious! I was cursed by …

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A guy goes to an interview
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A guy goes to an interview

June 21, 2022June 21, 2022 - by Cubo

A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant.The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?” The guy says, “Why yes, in fact, I served two …

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These four guys finish a round of golf
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These four guys finish a round of golf

June 2, 2022June 2, 2022 - by Cubo

These four guys finish a round of golf and stop at the 19th hole for a round of drinks, and one of them goes to the bathroom. While he’s gone, …

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch
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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch

February 15, 2022February 15, 2022 - by Cubo

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I …

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The Nun replied, “In the Garden Of Eden.” St Peter smiled, heavenly bells rang, and the pearly gates opened… St Peter then turned to the second Nun and asked, “What was the name of the first woman in the garden of Eden?” The second Nun promptly replied, “Her name was Eve.” St Peter smiled, heavenly bells rang, and the pearly gates opened… St Peter then turns to the final Nun, and asks, “What did Eve say when she first saw Adam in the garden of Eden?” The Nun was stumped, and stood still for a very long time trying to recall the answer. “Ooh, that’s a hard one…” she muttered under her breath. St Peter smiled, heavenly bells rang, and the pearly gates opened…
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Three nuns are travelling in a bus when it crashes

February 5, 2022February 5, 2022 - by Cubo

Three nuns are travelling in a bus when it crashes. All of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates, where St Peter is …

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A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed
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A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed

January 28, 2022January 28, 2022 - by Cubo

A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless …

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The bartender let him and the monkey stay
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The bartender let him and the monkey stay

January 26, 2022January 26, 2022 - by Cubo

The bartender said, “You can’t bring that monkey in here!” The man said, “Don’t worry, he won’t cause any trouble.” Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and …

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A woman was nervously waiting at the airport
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A woman was nervously waiting at the airport

January 8, 2022January 8, 2022 - by Cubo

A woman was nervously waiting at the airport for her husband to return from his skydiving lesson. The pilot approached her: “I’m sorry, but there’s been an accident. I have …

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