A young woman had a real big problem, all her life it took her forever to go pee.
Sometimes she would be sitting on the toilet for several minutes of agony before she could squeeze out a drop.
It also made her so self-conscious that she was scared to date, despite being a fairly attractive woman.
Fed up, she finally went to the doctor.
The doctor said the problem wasn’t physical, and said “I’ve been told hypnosis can help in these situations,” so off she went to the hypnotist.
The hypnotist said, “no problem, we can fix this. All we have to do is come up with a command that will clearly tell your body what to do.
Just make sure it’s a word that people don’t use in everyday conversation, or it could be trouble.”
After some long thought, the young woman came up with the word “urinate.”
She figured the only time you hear that word is around medical professionals.
The hypnotist does his magic.
Later, when the young woman gets home, she runs to the toilet, eager to test the solution.
Nervously, she says “urinate,” and it works right away.
Thrilled, she immediately sets up a date with a man she’s had her eye on.
They meet up at a fancy restaurant for dinner and drinks. Things are going really well, and the young woman is really enjoying herself.
A few drinks in, both of them are pretty buzzed.
The young woman, dying to hear what her date is thinking asks, “be honest, what do you think of me?”
He says “Well, I think you’re really smart, clever, and I love your laugh.”
Leaning forward seductively, she whispers,”you haven’t said anything about my appearance.”
He replies “well, you’re very pretty, but not like a supermodel, which I like. On a scale of one to ten…you’re an eight.”