A guy goes to jail
A guy goes to jail. First night after lights out he hears someone yell out, “49!”, then the entire cell block bursts out laughing. A few moments later, someone else …
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Big bag of popcorn in hand
I thought it would be fun to take my son to the flea market to see the wide array of commodities being sold. “Oh, look! There’s an ice cream man!” …
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I lost the sausage in the third pub
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money… Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang …
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The dog shakes his head in amazement
A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a dog.” “I see …
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Need your advice
Need your advice. Grew up with very large ears and have always been conscious of them. Couldn’t afford to get Otoplasty so I signed up for an experimental procedure that …
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The Stormtrooper from Switzerland
After a long day of training in the force on Dagobah, Luke came back to Yoda’s tiny hut and noticed that he looked worried. Yoda went on to tell Luke …
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4 nuns died and went to heaven
The angel infront of the gate asked the first nun “have you held a phallus” and the nun said “accidentally I touched the tip once” and the angel said “wash …
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A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work
A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. As he sits there mulling over his day he hears a high pitched voice …
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The daisy and selfishness
The daisy and selfishness “I am a daisy in a field of daisies,” thought the flower. “Amidst others, it is impossible to notice my beauty.” An angel heard what she …
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Is this winter gonna be cold
The Indians on the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a …
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