He enters the shop and sees a gorgeous young lady behind the counter. He then asks: “Mademoiselle, are you the one that delivers the handjobs?” Very shy, the girl looks …
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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy …
A priest is walking down the street Read More
A mother and son are traveling together on the Northern Pacific railroad. The boy says, “Mommy, if big cows can have little cows and big horses can have little horses …
A mother and son are traveling Read More
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she …
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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the …
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A fifteen year old kid gets an upright bass and starts to take lessons. After his first lesson, his dad asks him, “what did you learn today?” “I learned to …
A fifteen year old kid Read More
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is …
A 15 year old Amish boy Read More
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he …
I may look just like an ordinary man Read More
And ordered 10 shots of vodka at the bar and started doing shot after shot until I got 6 in and the bartender said ‘Jeez buddy, are you having problems?’ …
I walked into a bar Read More
A Priest working in a remote parish in Greenland gets his yearly visit from his Bishop. The Bishop asks him, “How are you managing with the loneliness?” The Priest responds, …
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