Two little boys
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, “What are …
Two little boys Read MoreOne day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, “What are …
Two little boys Read MoreHeisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm went out for a drive one sunny summer afternoon. Everything was going great when Heisenberg noticed flashing blue and red lights in his rear view mirror. …
Three physicists went out for a drive Read MoreRelatives of a sick person are in the hospital and remain anxious in the waiting room for a loved one. At a certain point a tired and desolate doctor comes …
Relatives of a sick person are in the hospital Read MoreA guy goes to jail. First night after lights out he hears someone yell out, “49!”, then the entire cell block bursts out laughing. A few moments later, someone else …
A guy goes to jail Read MoreI thought it would be fun to take my son to the flea market to see the wide array of commodities being sold. “Oh, look! There’s an ice cream man!” …
Big bag of popcorn in hand Read MoreShamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money… Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang …
I lost the sausage in the third pub Read MoreA dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a dog.” “I see …
The dog shakes his head in amazement Read MoreNeed your advice. Grew up with very large ears and have always been conscious of them. Couldn’t afford to get Otoplasty so I signed up for an experimental procedure that …
Need your advice Read MoreAfter a long day of training in the force on Dagobah, Luke came back to Yoda’s tiny hut and noticed that he looked worried. Yoda went on to tell Luke …
The Stormtrooper from Switzerland Read MoreThe angel infront of the gate asked the first nun “have you held a phallus” and the nun said “accidentally I touched the tip once” and the angel said “wash …
4 nuns died and went to heaven Read More