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A guy goes to jail

March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 - by Salina

A guy goes to jail. First night after lights out he hears someone yell out, “49!”, then the entire cell block bursts out laughing. A few moments later, someone else …

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Big bag of popcorn in hand

February 24, 2023 - by Salina

I thought it would be fun to take my son to the flea market to see the wide array of commodities being sold. “Oh, look! There’s an ice cream man!” …

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I lost the sausage in the third pub

February 13, 2023February 13, 2023 - by Salina

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money… Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang …

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The dog shakes his head in amazement

February 2, 2023February 2, 2023 - by Salina

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a dog.” “I see …

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Need your advice
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Need your advice

January 28, 2023January 28, 2023 - by Salina

Need your advice. Grew up with very large ears and have always been conscious of them. Couldn’t afford to get Otoplasty so I signed up for an experimental procedure that …

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The Stormtrooper from Switzerland

January 25, 2023January 25, 2023 - by Salina

After a long day of training in the force on Dagobah, Luke came back to Yoda’s tiny hut and noticed that he looked worried. Yoda went on to tell Luke …

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4 nuns died and went to heaven
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4 nuns died and went to heaven

December 22, 2022December 22, 2022 - by Salina

The angel infront of the gate asked the first nun “have you held a phallus” and the nun said “accidentally I touched the tip once” and the angel said “wash …

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A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work
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A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work

November 7, 2022November 7, 2022 - by Salina

A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. As he sits there mulling over his day he hears a high pitched voice …

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The daisy and selfishness
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The daisy and selfishness

November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 - by Salina

The daisy and selfishness “I am a daisy in a field of daisies,” thought the flower. “Amidst others, it is impossible to notice my beauty.” An angel heard what she …

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Is this winter gonna be cold
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Is this winter gonna be cold

October 19, 2022October 19, 2022 - by Salina

The Indians on the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a …

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