The Stormtrooper from Switzerland
After a long day of training in the force on Dagobah, Luke came back to Yoda’s tiny hut and noticed that he looked worried. Yoda went on to tell Luke …
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4 nuns died and went to heaven
The angel infront of the gate asked the first nun “have you held a phallus” and the nun said “accidentally I touched the tip once” and the angel said “wash …
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A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work
A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. As he sits there mulling over his day he hears a high pitched voice …
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The daisy and selfishness
The daisy and selfishness “I am a daisy in a field of daisies,” thought the flower. “Amidst others, it is impossible to notice my beauty.” An angel heard what she …
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Is this winter gonna be cold
The Indians on the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a …
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A horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar… and orders a beer. As the bartender serves him, he looks at the horse and says “hey, you look a little long in the …
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A police officer pulls over this guy
A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, – “Sir, I need …
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A 50 year old lawyer
A 50-year-old lawyer who had been practicing law since he was 25 died suddenly in his sleep. When he gets to the Pearly Gates, the lawyer says, “There must be …
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A Frenchman sees a poster in front of a bakery
He enters the shop and sees a gorgeous young lady behind the counter. He then asks: “Mademoiselle, are you the one that delivers the handjobs?” Very shy, the girl looks …
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A priest is walking down the street
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy …
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