
Mark went for a walk in the park
As he strolled up the path he heard someone shout, “Mark!” He stopped and turned his head, and heard it again. “Mark!” There was nobody around except for an old …
Mark went for a walk in the park Read MoreAs he strolled up the path he heard someone shout, “Mark!” He stopped and turned his head, and heard it again. “Mark!” There was nobody around except for an old …
Mark went for a walk in the park Read MoreA little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all …
A little old lady Read MoreOne day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and says, Johnny what are …
Johnny Was Scratching Down Read MoreA thief was casing a building when he noticed the guard at the front gate was distracted… …Seeing an opportunity, the thief came in for a closer look. He overheard …
A thief was casing a building Read MoreThey are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on …
Soup of the day Read MoreLate one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. …
Late one night a burglar broke into a house Read MoreThe coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied the boy. “Do you understand …
The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players Read MoreTwo 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, …
I have some really good news and a little bad news Read MoreOne rainy day she was lying in bed with her lover when she hears her husband’s car pull up. So her lover won’t get caught, he tucks his clothes under …
A woman was having an affair Read MoreThere once was a boy named George Gunderson who did not do very well in school. His classmates ridiculed him every day, as did his teacher, Mrs. Jones. George couldn’t …
Always came home crying to his parents Read More