The Story of Creation.
On the first day of creation God created the cat.
On the second day of creation, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day of creation, God created all the animals on Earth to serve as food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest hard work so that man could provide for the welfare of the cat.
On the fifth day God created a glittering ball for the cat to play with or not if he wanted to.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy.
On the seventh day God thought about resting… but he had to empty the litter box.
