Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, …
I have some really good news and a little bad news Read More
One rainy day she was lying in bed with her lover when she hears her husband’s car pull up. So her lover won’t get caught, he tucks his clothes under …
A woman was having an affair Read More
There once was a boy named George Gunderson who did not do very well in school. His classmates ridiculed him every day, as did his teacher, Mrs. Jones. George couldn’t …
Always came home crying to his parents Read More
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on …
A rancher was minding his own business Read More
An Admiral, whom lost one of his ears in an accident and was very sensitive about his appearance, was interviewing a Navy Master Chiefs, an Aviation Master Chief and a Marine Sergeant …
An accident and was very sensitive Read More
A teacher is teaching physics. Then he notices a boy is day dreaming. So the teacher asks that boy, “Do you know who Albert Einstein is?” The boy says “No, …
A teacher is teaching a notorious class Read More
To be human is to understand that life is going to meet you with circumstances that will bury you deep within yourself, with things that will hurt to acknowledge, with …
I Promise That You Are Growing, Even In The Dark Read More
They called the publican over to settle an argument. “Are there two pints in a quart or four?” asked one. “There are two pints in a quart” confirmed the publican. …
Two guys were in an English pub Read More
A man goes to the white house and asks to talk to president Trump. A guard tells him that Trump is no longer president. The man then leaves. The man …
A man goes to the white house Read More
Genghis Khan and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners.. Later in the evening,after being intoxicated,the sadistic Genghis …
Genghis Khan and his soldiers attacked a tiny village Read More
