A pirate was on his ship
A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, “1 enemy ship on the horizont.” The captain says, “Bring me my red shirt, no men …
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A mother superior called 3 nuns
A mother superior called 3 nuns and asked them to do a sin or something wrong… The nuns were hesitant because they didn’t want to, but the superior said it …
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A man once visits a popular restaurant
A man once visits a popular restaurant which is busy all the time He was ordering the food and he noticed that his waiter carried a spoon in his pocket. …
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A man saw a gorgeous flight attendant
A man saw a gorgeous flight attendant sitting alone reading the paper in an international airport. He couldn’t quite pin down the exact airline, but he wanted to show off …
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Three highly decorated police officers
Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. God greets them and asks, “When you are laid out in your …
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A rabbit went to the fortune
A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will …
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A teacher in a political science class
A teacher in a political science class asked the students, “Who is the most powerful person in the US?” A student answered, “The First Pet?”The teacher then asked, “Why?” The …
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A man is at work one day
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is …
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A dog walks into a butcher shop
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it’s his turn to …
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A lawyer is driving his Ferrari
.when suddenly he loses control and drives straight into a tree. A few moments later, another man pulls up beside him and asks him if he is alright. “My Ferrari!” …
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