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Santa Claus gets captured
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Santa Claus gets captured

May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 - by Salina - Leave a Comment

Santa Claus gets captured and interrogated by the KGB You are a very suspicious man. Who did you say you are?” “I’m Father Christmas.” “Then who is this Santa?” “Oh …

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State trooper’s car

May 10, 2023May 10, 2023 - by Salina

A gentleman had too much alcohol at a party. He was heading home and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight …

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Finest detective in the city
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Finest detective in the city

May 1, 2023May 1, 2023 - by Salina

Inspector Lee was the finest detective in the city. Whenever the police were baffled, they called in Lee and his Foo dog to find out the identity of the criminal. …

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A wealthy London business man had been doing business in Saudi

April 10, 2023April 10, 2023 - by Salina

A wealthy London business man had been doing business in Saudi. His Saudi associate was so pleased with his work he decided to send him a camel as a special …

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A gorilla walks into the local pub
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A gorilla walks into the local pub

April 10, 2023April 10, 2023 - by Salina

The gorilla sits down, grunts softly and points to a picture of a pint of beer on the menu. The barman pours the beer, hands it to the gorilla, who …

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A woman goes on a business trip overseas

April 10, 2023April 10, 2023 - by Salina

A woman goes on a business trip overseas, leaving her husband behind to look after the house and kids. After a few days she calls up to see how everything …

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A blonde decides to try horseback riding

March 21, 2023March 21, 2023 - by Salina

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It …

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A guy was boarding a plane

March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 - by Salina

A guy was boarding a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight Religion “This is exciting!” the guy thought. “I’ve always been a big fan …

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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home

March 11, 2023March 11, 2023 - by Salina

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, …

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A man is obsessed with trains

March 11, 2023March 11, 2023 - by Salina

A man is obsessed with trains, so he finally steals one and immediately crashes it, several people… At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and is …

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