Santa Claus gets captured
Santa Claus gets captured and interrogated by the KGB You are a very suspicious man. Who did you say you are?” “I’m Father Christmas.” “Then who is this Santa?” “Oh …
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State trooper’s car
A gentleman had too much alcohol at a party. He was heading home and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight …
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Finest detective in the city
Inspector Lee was the finest detective in the city. Whenever the police were baffled, they called in Lee and his Foo dog to find out the identity of the criminal. …
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A wealthy London business man had been doing business in Saudi
A wealthy London business man had been doing business in Saudi. His Saudi associate was so pleased with his work he decided to send him a camel as a special …
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A gorilla walks into the local pub
The gorilla sits down, grunts softly and points to a picture of a pint of beer on the menu. The barman pours the beer, hands it to the gorilla, who …
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A woman goes on a business trip overseas
A woman goes on a business trip overseas, leaving her husband behind to look after the house and kids. After a few days she calls up to see how everything …
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It …
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A guy was boarding a plane
A guy was boarding a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight Religion “This is exciting!” the guy thought. “I’ve always been a big fan …
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, …
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A man is obsessed with trains
A man is obsessed with trains, so he finally steals one and immediately crashes it, several people… At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and is …
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