Sam called his wife and said in a weak voice
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “ Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, …
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There’s a robbery at a bank
One of the robbers accidentaly drops his mask. He puts it back, but he knows it is too late. So he asks the closest man: ‘Did you see anything?’ ‘Well, …
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A sixth grade teacher asks her class
A sixth grade teacher asks her class how many were Trump fans. Despite them not knowing what a Trump fan was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they …
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A man escapes from the asylum
A man escapes from the asylum and starts running fast. Chased by the nurses, who want to catch him, he sees a fountain and starts walking around it. A nurse …
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Boy sharing an apartment with a girl
A boy studies in another city sharing an apartment with a girl. One day the boy’s mother goes to visit him for dinner, and noticing the attractiveness of the girl, …
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A couple in love celebrate Valentine’s Day
A couple in love celebrate Valentine’s Day in a classy restaurant. As soon as she sits down, the woman looks around her and assumes a disgusted expression when she recognizes …
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Four surgeons are discussing their work
Four surgeons are discussing their work during a break. The first says: “In my opinion, bankers are the easiest to operate, inside them everything is numbered.” The second replies: “I, on …
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A little mouse who lives in a cellar
A little mouse who lives in a cellar is thirsty and uncorks a demijohn of wine to drink something, but ends up falling into it. A little later a cat …
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Santa Claus gets captured
Santa Claus gets captured and interrogated by the KGB You are a very suspicious man. Who did you say you are?” “I’m Father Christmas.” “Then who is this Santa?” “Oh …
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State trooper’s car
A gentleman had too much alcohol at a party. He was heading home and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight …
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