A woman goes to an expensive carpet store
A woman goes to an expensive carpet store in hopes of purchasing a new area rug. She spots a beautiful rug after a few minutes of searching and goes to …
A woman goes to an expensive carpet store Read MoreA woman goes to an expensive carpet store in hopes of purchasing a new area rug. She spots a beautiful rug after a few minutes of searching and goes to …
A woman goes to an expensive carpet store Read MoreAn old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new …
An old gentleman retired Read More3 blonde girls are walking in the woods when they stumble across a set of tracks, the first girl having went to a zoo last week claims that the tracks …
3 blondes are walking in the woods Read MoreTwo men dressed in pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his …
Two men dressed in pilots Read MoreAn excited kid rushes home to tell his dad the good news. He tells his dad he got a part in the school play. The dad congratulates the son and …
An excited kid rushes home Read MoreA depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young …
A depressed young woman Read MoreA horse walks into a bar… and orders a beer. As the bartender serves him, he looks at the horse and says “hey, you look a little long in the …
A horse walks into a bar Read MoreOne of the menasks “what do you plan on doing to us” The cannibal Chief says “we have a tradition, we’re gonna kill you, eat you, then use your skin …
3 men are captured on an island of cannibals Read MoreThree men are discussing Adam and Eve The Frenchman says “Adam and Eve must be French. They are beautiful, and naked, and have all the world’s beauty before them.” The …
Three men are discussing Adam and Eve Read MoreThe bartender is surprised and then asks them “I’m sorry, sisters, but are you sure this is the right place for you?” “We know it’s not, but the reverend told …
Two nuns walk into a bar Read More