An excited kid rushes home
An excited kid rushes home to tell his dad the good news. He tells his dad he got a part in the school play. The dad congratulates the son and …
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A depressed young woman
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young …
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A horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar… and orders a beer. As the bartender serves him, he looks at the horse and says “hey, you look a little long in the …
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3 men are captured on an island of cannibals
One of the menasks “what do you plan on doing to us” The cannibal Chief says “we have a tradition, we’re gonna kill you, eat you, then use your skin …
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Three men are discussing Adam and Eve
Three men are discussing Adam and Eve The Frenchman says “Adam and Eve must be French. They are beautiful, and naked, and have all the world’s beauty before them.” The …
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Two nuns walk into a bar
The bartender is surprised and then asks them “I’m sorry, sisters, but are you sure this is the right place for you?” “We know it’s not, but the reverend told …
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A pirate was on his ship
A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, “1 enemy ship on the horizont.” The captain says, “Bring me my red shirt, no men …
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A mother superior called 3 nuns
A mother superior called 3 nuns and asked them to do a sin or something wrong… The nuns were hesitant because they didn’t want to, but the superior said it …
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A man once visits a popular restaurant
A man once visits a popular restaurant which is busy all the time He was ordering the food and he noticed that his waiter carried a spoon in his pocket. …
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A man saw a gorgeous flight attendant
A man saw a gorgeous flight attendant sitting alone reading the paper in an international airport. He couldn’t quite pin down the exact airline, but he wanted to show off …
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