A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick …
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A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert
A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert. The pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days in search of food, but could find nothing. Finally the co-pilot announced: …
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Jack’s lightbulb wasn’t working
He called the electrician immediately and hoped he could fix it. The electrician tried his best, but could not make it glow. After a while, the electrician said, “There is …
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I drove 120 miles for no reason
Today I was going to surprise my great-grandma with a visit. Halfway to her house I remembered the dermatologist appointment I had an hour in the opposite direction. I decided …
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Soup of the day
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on …
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One bright evening
One bright evening as the sun was sinking on a glorious world a wise old Cock flew into a tree to roost. Before he composed himself to rest, he flapped …
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The Final Game – Joke of a Day
Bud has a “nosebleed seat” at the final game in the Stanley Cup series. He notices an empty seat in the front row. After the first period, he makes his …
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A gorilla was walking through the jungle
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of the jungle?” And the …
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Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines
At school Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first …
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During a visit to my doctor
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?” “Well,” he said, …
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