A blind pilot walks into a plane
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says, “Ladies …
A blind pilot walks into a plane Read MoreA blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says, “Ladies …
A blind pilot walks into a plane Read Moreand we we’re having a great time. At least we were until I let him go in to see the palm reader. When he came out he was sad and …
I took my son to the fair on the weekend Read MoreThe priest is teeing off at the first hole. The ball flies across the fairway towards the green, but lands meters from the hole. “Oh God dammit, I missed.” The …
A nun and a priest are playing golf Read MoreMom tells her son to wake up and go to school. The son replies, “I don’t want to get up or go to school.” Mom responds, “You have to go …
Mom tells her son to wake up Read MoreBill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a fierce rain storm. The night was rolling on, and no …
A modern day ghost story Read MoreShe says, “I want to be young again.” *poof* She’s young again. “I want my little house to be turned into a beautiful mansion.” *poof* She’s now living in a …
A genie grants three wishes to an old lady Read MoreThey arrive in a beautiful clouded world and begin to walk towards a man. He is standing in front of the golden gates of heaven. “Hello! I am Peter. Behind …
Three Buddhist monks die in a car crash Read MoreAn Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a jet fighter appears. The pilot of the fighter …
An Airbus 380 is flying across the Atlantic Read MoreA guy driving a Kia pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce… The driver of the Kia rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the …
A guy driving a Kia pulls up at a stoplight Read MorePaddy goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day. Paddy …
An Irishman buys a chainsaw Read More