After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!” “Consult a doctor if you’re experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss …
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An old man walking thru a park in Philly sees a young kid smoking… He goes up to the kid and says “You’re too young to be smoking. Don’t you …
An old man walking thru a park Read More
A man and a zebra walk into a bar. They both pull up a stool, and proceed to order shot after shot until they’re both so drunk that the zebra …
A man and his zebra walk into a bar Read More
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up …
A grade school teacher Read More
And ordered 10 shots of vodka at the bar and started doing shot after shot until I got 6 in and the bartender said ‘Jeez buddy, are you having problems?’ …
I walked into a bar Read More
So he buys a used Corvette and heads south for warmer weather. About five hundred miles into the trip the Corvette starts to overheat. He stops in a small town …
A penguin grows tired of the cold winters in Alaska Read More
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. …
At a hotel restaurant Read More
A divorced man bumps into his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. After knocking back a few drinks, he walks over to the guy and sneers: “So, how do you …
Second Hand Goods Read More
This guy and his wife lived somewhere where it was fairly common to go out and gather snails and cook them as a delicacy. So they were having a dinner …
This guy and his wife lived somewhere Read More
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of …
A tour bus driver drives with a bus Read More