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Pill commercials nowadays be like

August 2, 2022August 2, 2022 - by Cubo

After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!” “Consult a doctor if you’re experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss …

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An old man walking thru a park
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An old man walking thru a park

August 2, 2022August 2, 2022 - by Cubo

An old man walking thru a park in Philly sees a young kid smoking… He goes up to the kid and says “You’re too young to be smoking. Don’t you …

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A man and his zebra walk into a bar.
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A man and his zebra walk into a bar

August 1, 2022August 1, 2022 - by Cubo

A man and a zebra walk into a bar. They both pull up a stool, and proceed to order shot after shot until they’re both so drunk that the zebra …

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A grade school teacher
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A grade school teacher

August 1, 2022August 1, 2022 - by Cubo

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up …

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I walked into a bar

July 29, 2022July 29, 2022 - by Cubo

And ordered 10 shots of vodka at the bar and started doing shot after shot until I got 6 in and the bartender said ‘Jeez buddy, are you having problems?’ …

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A penguin grows tired of the cold winters in Alaska
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A penguin grows tired of the cold winters in Alaska

July 29, 2022July 29, 2022 - by Cubo

So he buys a used Corvette and heads south for warmer weather. About five hundred miles into the trip the Corvette starts to overheat. He stops in a small town …

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At a hotel restaurant
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At a hotel restaurant

July 26, 2022July 26, 2022 - by Cubo

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. …

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Second Hand Goods
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Second Hand Goods

July 19, 2022July 19, 2022 - by Cubo

A divorced man bumps into his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. After knocking back a few drinks, he walks over to the guy and sneers: “So, how do you …

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This guy and his wife lived somewhere
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This guy and his wife lived somewhere

July 19, 2022July 19, 2022 - by Cubo

This guy and his wife lived somewhere where it was fairly common to go out and gather snails and cook them as a delicacy. So they were having a dinner …

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A tour bus driver drives with a bus
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A tour bus driver drives with a bus

July 18, 2022July 18, 2022 - by Cubo

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of …

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