Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one …
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A prisoner who is on death row has been sentenced to death by hanging and is standing on the platform being prepped for execution… Just before the execution takes place, …
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The Husband comes home with new vacuum cleaner, the kind his wife really wanted. His wife gets suspicious and asks him where he got it from? He answers:” Remember that …
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Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an …
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A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, …
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A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a …
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A man who’s wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up later to see if …
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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast.Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.“Not yet,” said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast …
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One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and says, Johnny what are …
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Make me one with everything,” says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor. Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill. The …
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