One of the menasks “what do you plan on doing to us”
The cannibal Chief says “we have a tradition, we’re gonna kill you, eat you, then use your skin for our canoes.
But myself and the elders have decided to give you some grace; you can do yourselves in, and you can choose how”
Man #1 says “well, I want a gun”. The chief hands him a gun and the man says “For Glory!” and does himself in.
Man #2 says “I want a sword”. The chief hands him a sword and the man says “For Honor!” and does himself in.
Man #3 says “I want a fork”. The chief hands him a fork and then man starts stabbing his own legs, arms, shoulders, chest, and stomach.
The chief asks “what are you doing?”.
Man #3 replies “fu**your canoes”.
