A guy is driving down a long road one night

A guy is driving down a long road one night

All of a sudden a little green man jumps Infront of his car, forcing him to stop.

The little man goes up to the window and says “I’m the asshole green dwarf, give me a lime or else!”

The man is flustered and says “But I don’t have a lime”. The dwarf breaks his driver side mirror and runs away.

The man is confused but keeps driving.

A few minutes later a little red man jumps Infront of his car. The little man goes up to the window and says

“I’m the asshole red dwarf, give me a strawberry or else!” The man is starting to get angry

“Why would I have a strawberry?” The dwarf breaks his tail light and runs away.

The man is now furious and cussing but keeps driving.

Sure enough a few minutes later a little blue man jumps Infront of his car.

The dwarf comes up to his window and before he can speak the man yells at him

“Let me guess, you’re the asshole blue dwarf, and what do you want?!”

“License and registration”