Guy walks into the gas station
Guy and a penguin pull up to a gas station, guy walks into the gas station… Walks into a bar Gas station cashier: ‘Woah dood, why ya gotta penguin in …
Guy walks into the gas station Read MoreGuy and a penguin pull up to a gas station, guy walks into the gas station… Walks into a bar Gas station cashier: ‘Woah dood, why ya gotta penguin in …
Guy walks into the gas station Read MoreA young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. …
A young businessman had just started his own firm Read MoreAs a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or …
As a guitarist Read MoreA patient goes to his physician He lists him some symptoms and after a workup the doctor says I can’t find a reason for your problems, it must be the …
A patient goes to his physician Read MoreI thought it would be fun to take my son to the flea market to see the wide array of commodities being sold. “Oh, look! There’s an ice cream man!” …
Big bag of popcorn in hand Read MoreA British spy, Irish spy and Scottish spy are captured by the Nazis Just as the Nazis are about to open fire, the British spy shouts “Hurricane!” and all the …
A British spy Read MoreShe looked at lipsticks for over 30 minutes but she didn’t buy any She tried 20 kinds of perfumes but none of them were good enough She tested 10 different …
I went shopping with my wife yesterday Read MoreMan goes to a pet store to get his wife an anniversary present. He walks into the store, owner greets him and asks how he can help him. He glances …
Man goes to a pet store to get his wife Read MoreAn English man, a Welsh man and a Scottish man find a lamp One of them give it a rub and a genie pops out. “ Thank you for releasing …
A Scottish man find a lamp Read MoreA polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. Its the usual schtick, 3 wishes and all. So the man says to the genie, I want for a …
A polish man finds a magic lamp Read More