A guy goes to jail
A guy goes to jail. First night after lights out he hears someone yell out, “49!”, then the entire cell block bursts out laughing. A few moments later, someone else …
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Two skunks in the forest
Have you heard the story of the two skunks named In and Out? They lived in the forest with their mother skunk. And whenever In was in, Out was out. …
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A broken leg and his buddy
Seamus has a broken leg and his buddy Paddy comes over to see him. Paddy asks, “How you doin’?” Seamus says, “Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs …
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A Pastor entered his donkey in a race
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local …
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I wanna be a billionaire
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment …
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I Went To Japan On A Holiday
I Went To Japan On A Holiday and I had a very close online Japanese friend I met on a Guitar Hero forum, and we arranged to meet up. I …
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Guy walks into the gas station
Guy and a penguin pull up to a gas station, guy walks into the gas station… Walks into a bar Gas station cashier: ‘Woah dood, why ya gotta penguin in …
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A young businessman had just started his own firm
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. …
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As a guitarist
As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or …
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A patient goes to his physician
A patient goes to his physician He lists him some symptoms and after a workup the doctor says I can’t find a reason for your problems, it must be the …
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