I went shopping with my wife yesterday


She looked at lipsticks for over 30 minutes but she didn’t buy any

She tried 20 kinds of perfumes but none of them were good enough

She tested 10 different kinds of mascaras but she didn’t like any of them

She read the labels of all the blushes just to finally walk out empty handed

So I asked a clerk if they had brain paint

What? wtf is brain paint? he asked

It’s for my wife, I said, so she can make up her damned mind.