She looked at lipsticks for over 30 minutes but she didn’t buy any
She tried 20 kinds of perfumes but none of them were good enough
She tested 10 different kinds of mascaras but she didn’t like any of them
She read the labels of all the blushes just to finally walk out empty handed
So I asked a clerk if they had brain paint
What? wtf is brain paint? he asked
It’s for my wife, I said, so she can make up her damned mind.
