His wife greets him in the kitchen upset.
“You’re drunk, again! I’ve had it with you!
The man slurring says to her says “I’m not drunk”
The wife frustrated responds “I can smell the liquor you are drunk!”
The husband once again refusing to to back down says “I’m not drunk.”
The wife points at their grandfather clock and asks him “Then can you tell the time?!”
The husband looks over intensly at the clock and says “Yeah”
The wife replies with “Well? Go on.”
The husband leans in front of the old clock, points at it and says “I am not drunk
