A woman goes to the doctor. With an massive stomach ache.
“Ok”, says the doctor, “please lie down on your back let me examine you”.
He proceeds to push her stomach with both hands and “BRAAAAB” she lets out a huge fart.
“Could you roll to the side” and she does as requested. The doctor presses down again and indeed, another “BRAAAB”.
The doctor then leaves the room and comes back with a stick with a hook at one end.
The woman jumps up in panic and screams: “what the hell do you think you are doing?!”
“Relax”, says the doctor, “I’m going to open a window.”