An Australian is driving all over Texas, fast and reckless.
He’s streaking down highways, taking curves too fast and just generally being a danger to himself and everyone else on the road.
Finally, a state trooper catches up to him and gets him to pull over. “
Drivin’ a little crazy there, friend,” says the trooper. “You come here to die?”
The Aussie shakes his head and goes “Nah mite, Oi came heeah yista-die
