One morning an elderly man was out playing golf, when he hit his ball into the deep rough.
While searching for the ball he came across a frog.
The frog looked up at him and said: “Sir, if you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
So the old man bent down, picked up the frog, put it into his pocket, and carried on looking for his ball.
A few minutes later a voice from his pocket shouted, “Oi!
I don’t think you heard me. I said, if you kiss me,
I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” The old man replied, “No thanks. Frankly at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”
