It was the 117th birthday of the oldest man in the country, so a reporter went to interview him.
The old man looked really young, like a 60 year old. The reporter, surprised, asked him
Whoah, what’s your secret to live so long and look so young? It’s really easy sir,
I never argue with idiots. Haha! That can’t be the reason.
Alright, alright, that’s not the reason.