The Dutch Queen is in an elevator with three diplomats from France, Italy and Spain.
Suddenly, she farts loudly. At first, everyone is confused, but the French
representative quickly comes to his senses, comes to her rescue and says: “Oh, I’m so sorry, that was me”.
They don’t even travel one more floor before the queen farts again.
This time, it’s even louder than before. This time, the Italian representative tries to save her from the embracement and says:
“So sorry, this time it was me.”
A few seconds pass and suddenly the Spanish representative says:
“In the name of the great nation of Spain I take full responsibility for the third, fourth and fifth farts in advance!”