An embarrassed older lady visited her doctor for help with a problem. “Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong, but I fart all the time.
It’s strange because they are both silent and odorless, but they keep coming out.
In fact, I’ve farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?” The doctor replied, “
Here, take one of these pills every morning and then come see me in a week.”
A week later, the old lady came back to the doctor very upset.
“Doctor, those pills didn’t help – they made it worse! I’m still farting,
but now they stink horribly!” The doctor replied, “Good.
Now that we’ve cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing.”
