Hillary and Bill Clinton sneak away from the secret service and go for a drive.
The two end up at a gas station and when they walk in, Hillary recognizes the clerk.
Hillary says hello to him and the two walk out. She turns to Bill and says “I used to date that guy before I met you”
Bill laughs and laughs and says “wow, imagine where you’d be if you would’ve married that guy!”
Hillary looks back at Bill and says “I’d be married to the President of the United States”
~ Courtesy of my father