Bless me Father

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’ The priest asks, ‘Is that you, Joe?’

‘Yes, Father’ ‘Who’s the gal you were with?’ ‘I won’t tell, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.’ ‘

Was it Jane marlow?’ ‘I can’t say.’ ‘Was it Tami Jones?’ ‘I’ll never tell.’ ‘Kim Dixon or Kate James?’

‘My lips are sealed. The priest sighs in frustration. ‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that.

But you’ve sinned and have to atone.

You cannot be an altar boy for a month.’ Joe walks back to his pew, and his friend Jordan whispers, ‘What’d you get?’

‘A month’s vacation and four excellent Leads.’