A man skipped church to go . While in the woods, he got chased by a bear and climbed a tree to get away.
Unfortunately, the bear started climbing after him (as bears do).
The man started to pray:
“Lord, I know I should not have skipped church, but please make this a Christian bear!”
Just then, the man heard the bear stop climbing.
Relieved, he looked down to see the bear with its head bowed and saying “Lord, I thank thee for this meal I am about to receive…”