An old fellow walking down the road and sees a frog sitting in the grass. The frog says…
“Hey there if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful woman for ya.”
The old man picks up the frog and puts it in his shirt pocket and keeps on down the road.
About a mile down the road the frog looks up at him and says “Aren’t you going to kiss me?”
The old man says “No I don’t think so.”
The frog says”Dont you want a beautiful woman?”
The old man responds “At my age I would rather have a talking frog.”
