An Angel came down from heaven and visited a park. He saw two statues, one of a naked woman, and one of a naked man.
The statues were seperated, and looked like they had been seperated for a hundred years.
The angel took pity on them, he said to himself: why don’t I bring these statues to live, so they can be united. And so he did.
As soon as the statues came to live, they took each other’s hand and headed for the bushes.
The angel walk around in the park, and heard noise coming from the bushes. He leaned in to hear what was going on.
He heard the woman saying to the man: why don’t you hold the pidgeon down for a while so I can shit on him.
