When the young husband reached home
When the young husband reached home from the office he found his wife in tears. “Oh, John,” she sobbed on his shoulder. “ I had baked a lovely cake and …
When the young husband reached home Read MoreWhen the young husband reached home from the office he found his wife in tears. “Oh, John,” she sobbed on his shoulder. “ I had baked a lovely cake and …
When the young husband reached home Read MoreA sea cadet is being examined: “Suppose you’re at sea and a storm comes up, what would you do?” Cadet: I’d throw out an anchor. Examiner: And what if another …
A sea cadet is being examined Read MoreA man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I took the Lord’s name in vain while golfing.” “I understand, my son,” the …
A man goes to confessional Read MoreA woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her. Nothing she did could stop it. She …
A woman got a pet parrot Read MoreA blond cop pulled over a blond and asked for ID The blond said, “ What’s ID?” The blond cop said, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture …
A blond cop pulled over a blond Read MoreAn efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution…. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.” “Why not?” asked somebody from the audience. “I watched my …
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture Read Morewhen one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says “Convert to Christianity, and we’ll give you $100.” The one says to the other, “should we do it??” The …
Two Jewish guys are walking Read MoreA scrawny teenage boy asks his muscular friend how he gets so many girls to sleep with him. The muscular friend says, “Here’s what you do: next time there’s a …
A scrawny teenage boy asks his muscular friend Read MoreA 50-year-old lawyer who had been practicing law since he was 25 died suddenly in his sleep. When he gets to the Pearly Gates, the lawyer says, “There must be …
A 50 year old lawyer Read MoreThe bartender is surprised and then asks them “I’m sorry, sisters, but are you sure this is the right place for you?” “We know it’s not, but the reverend told …
Two nuns walk into a bar Read More