A man wanted to get a tattoo
A man wanted to get a tattoo. The only issue was, the tattoo was an devilishly intricate design. He went to his local tattoo parlor, only to get turned away …
A man wanted to get a tattoo Read MoreA man wanted to get a tattoo. The only issue was, the tattoo was an devilishly intricate design. He went to his local tattoo parlor, only to get turned away …
A man wanted to get a tattoo Read MoreAn old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new …
An old gentleman retired Read MoreWe are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said it’s a …
She is a dream Read MoreA monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past… The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says, “Smoking …
A monkey is sitting in a tree Read More3 blonde girls are walking in the woods when they stumble across a set of tracks, the first girl having went to a zoo last week claims that the tracks …
3 blondes are walking in the woods Read MoreI run downstairs and open the door. There’s a bloke there looking a bit desperate and says, “I know it’s really late, but can you give me a push”. I …
It’s 2am and the doorbell rings Read MoreA nurse went to the hospital for her first day on the job Due to a miscommunication, she did not know the name of the ward she had been assigned. …
A nurse went to the hospital Read MoreHe had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and …
John was in the fertilized egg business Read MoreAn excited kid rushes home to tell his dad the good news. He tells his dad he got a part in the school play. The dad congratulates the son and …
An excited kid rushes home Read MoreThe Indians on the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a …
Is this winter gonna be cold Read More