If there are two idiots in the room
If there are two idiots in the room, please stand up . . .” The sarcastic teacher said this before surveying the room with a smarmy smile. After a long …
If there are two idiots in the room Read MoreIf there are two idiots in the room, please stand up . . .” The sarcastic teacher said this before surveying the room with a smarmy smile. After a long …
If there are two idiots in the room Read MoreCouldn’t inherit his parents farm, because his older brother got the farm. So he moved to Texas to start his own farm there. After working on the farm and expanding …
The younger son of a Danish farmer Read MoreA large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to …
A large construction company sent a party Read MoreTwo engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own …
Two engineering students were walking Read MoreA couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk …
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck Read MoreA driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off: “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment and if I don’t park here …
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper Read MoreA Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, “What size farm do you have?” The Englishman proudly announced, “Thirty-five acres!” “Thirty-five acres?” …
A Texas farmer was touring England Read MoreReaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “ And what starting salary were you looking for?” The engineer …
Reaching the end of a job interview Read MoreThree engineers are riding in a car. A Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer and a Computer Engineer. The car suddenly stops running in the middle of the street. The Mechanical …
Three engineers are riding in a car Read MoreA husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy friend shows up, …
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store Read More