The younger son of a Danish farmer


Couldn’t inherit his parents farm, because his older brother got the farm.

So he moved to Texas to start his own farm there.

After working on the farm and expanding it for fifty years, he finally finds the time to visit his family back in Denmark.

And he can’t stop bragging about his farm in Texas, and he tells his brother

“When I get in my car, at dawn and drive west for the whole day, at sundown I’m still on my own property.”

His brother responds with: “Yeah I have a crap car as well”