A sailor was on a three month classified mission but was only able to send a postcard home once a month.
First postcard he wrote said, “I can’t tell you where I’m at but yesterday I shot a polar bear”.
Next one he wrote said, “I can’t tell you where I’m at but yesterday I dated a hula girl”.
Last card said, “I can’t tell you where I’m at but yesterday the doctor said I should have dated the polar bear”.