Three drunks enter a taxi

the driver immediately notices that they were drunk, and decided to make a quick buck out of them.

When they entered the car, he drove 100 meters, made a turn and told them that they arrived at their destination.


The first one thanks the driver and leaves. The second thanks him,

give him money and then leaves.

The third realizes that something was wrong and slaps the driver as hard as he could.


The driver looks at him and asks: “the hell is wrong with you?!”

, to which the drunk guy replies: “don’t you ever drive that fast again!”