Man is driving along the freeway when he is stopped by a huge traffic jam.
After sitting there for quite a long time, he sees another man walking from car-to-car.
The second man finally gets up to his car. He rolls down the window….
“Hey man, what’s going on up ahead?”
“It’s awful! Terrorists have stopped Elon Musk’s limo! They are saying if they don’t get $10 million dollars, they are going to burn him alive! So, I’m out here collecting donations.”
“That’s terrible! How much have you collected so far?”
“Ten gallons. But everyone else is still siphoning..
