A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow,
and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”
The man walks up to him and says,“I didn’t know you were into earrings.” Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say,
“So, how long have you been wearing one?”
“Ever since my wife found it in my truck!”