An irish man decides to go for a drink after work. He goes to a local pub and has way too many and
when the end of the night comes hes completely plastered.
He goes to stand up and immediately falls right on his face. He crawls all the way home and crawls into bed and falls asleep.
In the morning his wife yells “wake up! Were you drinking at the pub again?
The man says “no!” She says “your lying, i know you were there!
” He says “how do you know that?” She says “you left your wheelchair there again!”