A 17-year-old girl talks to her mom and says:
– Mommy, I just had my tests done and… I’m pregnant…
– WHAT?!! (Screams, imprecations, wailing, tears, etc.)…Who was the ?…I want to know!…Right now you tell your father and make up with him…and That creep better show his face!
So, the girl makes a phone call. A while later, a Ferrari Enzo appears in front of the house,
from which a somewhat mature guy gets out, with graying hair, impeccably dressed and with a distinguished demeanor;
He enters the house, sits on the sofa in the living room -in front of the father, the mother and the young woman- and says:
– Good morning and nice to meet you. Her daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I cannot marry her because I am already married; I have my family and… this was just a fling… but I’ll take care of it.
If a girl is born, I’ll give her 3 boutiques downtown, 2 furnished apartments, a beach house, and a $500,000 bank account.
If a child is born, the legacy will consist of 2 factories, 2 apartments, a house in the South Lakes and the $500,000 account.
If they are twins, 2 factories and $500,000 each. On the other hand, if the pregnancy is lost…
Suddenly, the father – who had been silent the whole time – gets up, puts his hand on her shoulder and says:
Fuck her again!!!
