A congressman was seated in first class
A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if …
A congressman was seated in first class Read MoreA congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if …
A congressman was seated in first class Read MoreThe apparent cause of death was starvation. Oddly, he still had enough food in his fridge, and no apparent mobility problems that would prevent him from getting to it. His …
An emaciated man was found dead in his bathtub Read MoreTomorrow I’m having skin grafted from my butt onto my hand and I cope with humor. Make me laugh. I’m going to have to ask my girlfriend if she wants …
Tomorrow I’m having skin grafted from my butt Read MoreThis book aims to be a short, intensive immersion into the perils, limits, and possibilities of human intimacy. What is this way? How did I get this way? Our marriage involving this way. …
The Trouble With Men Read MoreAround the time I had just moved to Australia, my partner and I went out to dinner with a girl he’d known since his childhood years and her significant other. …
The One Reason Why It’s Hard To Make Friends As An Adult Read MoreOr maybe you’ve been drinking, and you’ve finally reached the point where your brain is actually allowing thoughts about them to filter back through your system. And with every sip …
When You Want To Text Them And You Know You Shouldn’t Read MoreThe hardest thing you will ever learn to do is love yourself. It’s so much easier to be a pessimist, a cynic, a downer. It’s easier to beat yourself up …
Loving Yourself Sucks, Hating Yourself Is Easy Read MoreOne morning, the new owner of a saloon was setting up his establishment for the day He heard a commotion from the street and walked out to see people jumping …
The new owner of a saloon Read MoreThe relationship is a weird word that people who aren’t in them come to despise. Not so much because they can’t find someone, but rather they have met someone and …
To My Almost Relationship, This is Me Letting Go Read MoreA salt seller used to carry the salt bag on his donkey to the market every day. On the way they had to cross a stream. One day the donkey …
The Foolish Donkey Read More