Funny Best Friend Quotes to Make You Laugh

Funny Best Friend Quotes to Make You Laugh

Whether it’s with inside jokes, terrible puns, or funny stories, your friends are the ones that make you laugh the hardest. If they’re on the same wavelength as you when it comes to your sense of humor, you’ll love sharing hilarious quotes with them that you can laugh at together. Celebrate your partner in crime with these humorous best friendship quotes.

“Best friend: the one that you can be mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.” — Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” — Unknown

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.“ — Linda Grayson

“‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” — Bernard Meltzer

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” — Arnold H. Glasgow

“A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.” — Unknown

“Best friends. Because if anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.” — Unknown

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” — Unknown

“If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.” — Matthew Gray Gubler

“Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.” — Unknown

“It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.” — Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.” — Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” — Unknown

“God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.” — Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” — Unknown

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” — Unknown

“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” — Unknown

“Never let your best friends get lonely…keep disturbing them.” — Candlelight Publications

“I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.” — Unknown