My grandpa told me this one

My grandpa told me this one

So an older couple is discussing the inevitable matter of death.

The wife asks her husband, “If I die before you do, will you remarry?”

To which the husband replies, “Well, I don’t want to be lonely for the rest of my life, so yes.”

The wife then asks, “What about the house? Will you live in the same house?” And the husband says,

“Well, I suppose, I mean, it’s already paid for.”

The wife, getting a little protective, asks, “And what about my car?

Will she drive my car?” The husband says again,

“Well, it’s already paid for…” The wife, annoyed at this point, shoots,

“What about my golf clubs?!?” And the husband says, “Oh, no. She’s left handed.”