Two women died and were waiting at the gates of heaven. They talked to each other.
“How did you die?”
“I froze to death. It was painful and took a long time. And you? How did you die?”
“A heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating on me and I came home suddenly. He was alone in our bedroom.
But I felt his girlfriend was somewhere! So I spend a long time looking for her from the basement to the attic.
I got exhausted and had a heart attack.”
“If you had checked the freezer first, we would both still be alive!”