A boy asked a girl in the library
A boy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit next to you?” The girl answered loudly. “I don’t want to spend the night with you.” …
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A guy goes with his girlfriend
A guy goes with his girlfriend to stay at her parents’ house for the holidays The couple live in the city and the parents live on a farm. The boyfriend …
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Sam called his wife and said in a weak voice
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “ Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, …
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A young farm couple got married
A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made …
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The animals in the zoo were talking
The animals in the zoo were talking amongst themselves about the recent drought… The cows said they hoped it would rain soon as the fields they grazed in were dry …
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THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY
A woman walks into the produce section of the supermarket And asks the man stocking oranges, “Excuse me sir, where can I find the broccoli?” The man replies, “I’m sorry …
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Divorce Judgement
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in …
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There’s a robbery at a bank
One of the robbers accidentaly drops his mask. He puts it back, but he knows it is too late. So he asks the closest man: ‘Did you see anything?’ ‘Well, …
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Ma & Pa and the outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong with it.” Ma …
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The boss of a big company needed to call
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers He dialed the employee’s home phone number …
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