I have two female talking parrots
A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, “Rabbi, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do …
I have two female talking parrots Read MoreA lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, “Rabbi, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do …
I have two female talking parrots Read MoreA man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says, “Set me up with …
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A small balding man storms into a local bar Read More