A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up.
“Is this the maid”
“Well may I speak to my wife?”
“Well….she’s in b**with a m**”
The husband is furious and tells the maid “I want you to go into my desk, get my , and sho** the both of them”
The husband hears the gunshots and the maid returns to the phone, telling him she shot both of them.
The husband says, “Now I want you to take both bodies and throw them into the pool”
The maid says, “What pool???”
The husband says, “Is this 387-6476?”